Kick it in the Rezza
When you watch BBC Breakfast long enough, you start to see patterns. Not in a conspiracy theorist off their cholpromazine type of way, a formula. War, death and destruction, cut to a man raising money for gout survivors by climbing Blencathra 86 times with Paul Chuckle on his back whilst eating hard-boiled eggs, cut to Heston Blumenthal
2 days ago
The Beginning of the Resurrection
I was a bit sceptical re-entering the world of match reports with Beans following my last foray into the Beans-O-Sphere after the calamitous capitulation at Fleetwood. However, I was buoyed with a newfound optimism following our dominating win over top of the table Bromley.
5 days ago
Bleak. Bromley? Blimey!
A distinct lack of takers in Beans Cyber HQ for this assignment. After all, how many times can you lament, castigate, bleakly chuckle, rail against, pick over the carcass or primally scream?
There are limits to the times you can ‘craft’ some darkness. A hundred different ways to say… ‘we were shite’. Grimsby away hadn’t so much plumbed the depths as embarked on Journey to the Centre of the Earth. So low that even Jules Verne had got the bends.
Mar 29
THE BEANS BUS 2! MK Dons Edition
I once had a friend who lived and worked in Milton Keynes for around two years. He said it was one of the most soul-crushing periods of his life. Much like the 25/26 season, if you support the soccer.
Mar 23
