

The Beginning of the Resurrection
I was a bit sceptical re-entering the world of match reports with Beans following my last foray into the Beans-O-Sphere after the calamitous capitulation at Fleetwood. However, I was buoyed with a newfound optimism following our dominating win over top of the table Bromley.
2 hours ago


Bleak. Bromley? Blimey!
A distinct lack of takers in Beans Cyber HQ for this assignment. After all, how many times can you lament, castigate, bleakly chuckle, rail against, pick over the carcass or primally scream?
There are limits to the times you can ‘craft’ some darkness. A hundred different ways to say… ‘we were shite’. Grimsby away hadn’t so much plumbed the depths as embarked on Journey to the Centre of the Earth. So low that even Jules Verne had got the bends.
6 days ago


THE BEANS BUS 2! MK Dons Edition
I once had a friend who lived and worked in Milton Keynes for around two years. He said it was one of the most soul-crushing periods of his life. Much like the 25/26 season, if you support the soccer.
Mar 23


Cod Woe
A slightly surprising playlist from a driver who clearly felt he was at the controls of an interstellar spacecraft as the power rock trundled up the A590.
I was attempting productivity on the bus, so while writing an Easter Service and applying to go to Berlin, various nonsense swirled.
Subjects covered: Sam Foley's role as a Centrist Dad, Kool and the Gang, lavender and urine smells and the unacceptability of Roy Orbison.
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