THE BEANS BUS 2! MK Dons Edition

I once had a friend who lived and worked in Milton Keynes for around two years. He said it was one of the most soul-crushing periods of his life. Much like the 25/26 season, if you support the soccer.

The Strongbow Dark Fruits capital of the UK, with the largest transport network designed to get people to anywhere else as quickly and efficiently as possible, and roads with names like Sunset Boulevard which are just sprawling industrial estates. The football team have all the history and integrity of recently wiped toilet tissue and the ground is a plastic salad bowl full of cold water.

The team are playing like Norman Wisdom with advanced Dyspraxia and an acquired brain injury. By the time you read this we might be on our fifth manager of the campaign, and we've just received a five-nil fisting.

So why on earth would you want to travel on the Beans Bus to MK Dons? Well, as Mike Ehrmantraut might say, because it's what you do.

We appreciate this is a hard sell, like suggesting a Michael McIntyre's Big Show binge-watch whilst chain drinking shepherd's pie and cactus smoothies. But hey, we've got three away games left. Possibly the last three games in the Football League. So why not? What else are you gonna do on a Saturday in Barrow, fish for soccer balls in the Rezza?

We'll get a playlist sorted this time, promise. And there might even be another Beans t-shirt giveaway (we haven't got a design yet, so please be comfortable with displaying very vulgar swear words on your tit).

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