THE BEANS BUS!

Much like the number 3 from Duttons to the Town Hall, or the former Prince Andrew, the Trust soccer bus to Salford was cancelled. As Jack Thompson might say: "listen, we understand. We've had more managers this season than Russell Brand has had allegations. The football, for want of a better word, has been a flaming dog-shit bin fire of stinking cess"

But what can we do? Give up? Roll over, shit Mars Bars and let our Football League status wither under the lights like Mark Hughes trying to get and maintain an erection (at his age)? Ridiculous.

So your Beans team has put their hands in the purse. Along with some very, very generous donations, we've only gone and sponsored a bus. That's right, Cinderella... you will go to the Peninsula Stadium. Sam 'Axel' Foley has taken the wheel (not literally) and is looking to "drive" the team forward and pull us into the parking space of Football League survival.

As supporters, we've drawn more lines in the sand this season than the Annual Massive Sandcastle Competition at Earnse Bay, what's one more between friends?

So jump on the Give Em Beans! bus on Tuesday. You'll get a copies of Beans, a curated playlist to get you pumped, and a Danko nightstick (Danko nightstick not included).

One lucky customer will win a specially produced Ian Allington "KICK IT IN THE REZZA" T-shirt.

To sign up - Click here and fill out the form